Friday, November 24, 2006

Stuart Addresses His Hands

Dear Hands,

Thank you for not pulling at my hair anymore, and for not gouging my eyes. I am glad we were able to come to an accord on those behaviors. Recently, however, you have been trying to help me with my binkie, and it is not working out well for anyone. If I have the binkie in my mouth, you can be assured that I want it nowhere else. Grabbing ahold of it and pulling it out is not appreciated. Neither do I appreciate your attempts to adjust it. All in all, it would be best if you did not touch the binkie, at least for the time being.

With deepest respect,

Stuart

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