Saturday Morning Wisdom

"I'm going to teach Stuart his name.  Stuart, your name is Stuart."

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"We are the increasingly nonexistent family."
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"I dunno.  I feel increasingly existent"
"We are the increasingly rare family.  I cannot be expected to be coherent before 7:30."

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"I don't know why I think glow-in-the dark is so cool."
"Because it glows."